Although there’s been a few year’s worth of back-and-forth gossip  about the couple, Miley Cyrus and have been married in a secret ceremony. The news comes from an Instagram story of a surfer named Conrad Carr who posted a video of last night of the Hemsworth brothers (and maybe father) doing shots together, as well as a photo of Hemsworth and Cyrus–wearing a tux and white dress respectively–cutting a very -y looking cake together (ie. both of their hands on the knife). If that doesn’t describe a I don’t what does.


The couple have not officially announced anything yet, but have apparently become much closer since the forest fires in California last month burned down their house and Hemsworth went and saved their pets. Cyrus told Howard Stern that she has taken to calling Hemsworth something different since the pet rescue: “my partner, I call him my survival partner now.” She explained in more depth: “He thinks it’s not romantic, but I learned that it is. That is why you pair up with someone, for survival.”