Cardi B Equates “The Dick” To Devil, Church Of Satan Co-Signs

Cardi B Equates The Dick To Devil, Church Of Satan Co-Signs

Lucifer. The Great Deceiver. Satan. Beelzebub. Big Red. The Devil. He goes by many titles, assumes many forms. Today, rapper slash political pundit in training has put forth a new interpretation, equating the Dark Prince to an unlikely force: “the dick.” Of course, the comparison is likely symbolic in nature; far be it for to set up phallic shrines in her basement, adorned with all manner of woodland creatures and alchemical properties. It’s far more probable that Cardi is alluding to her ongoing on-again-off-again relationship with Offset, analogous in nature to hip-hop’s “Rachel and Ross,” or a tumultuous couple more to your choosing. In her newfangled world, sixsixsix has become dixdixdix.


Equating the “dick” to the Devil himself certainly has negative connotations, unless Cardi is living under a permanent spell of “if it’s wrong I don’t wanna be right.” Interestingly enough, The Church Of Satan took a break from suing The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina to weigh in on Cardi’s metaphor with a surprising co-sign. It would appear that they too, as authorities on the subject, believe the “dick-as-devil” theory holds considerable weight. Perhaps ’s political aspirations are, in fact, well grounded. She seems quite popular with them religious types.


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